Week 8A- The Briggsy Award

The most interesting part of this class is hard to put my finger on. This class was definitely my favorite English class of my high school career so far. The most interesting part of class was probably the speeches. But only the cool ones like the how to speech. The boring and most useless part of this class had to be the persuasive essay. 1500 words are way too much for young people. I probably laughed the hardest when Brigham did his tickle me elmo impersonation. Writing an essay was probably the most important or the outline because even though I don’t like to, I will be doing papers a lot in college. The best thing about brigs as a teacher would have to be that he makes class fun and interesting. He makes the boring subjects fun. For future classes I would definitely have to say no persuasive essay. That paper was a hassle and I disliked it very much. Also putting myself and Mr. Jordan Thompson together in this class together was probably not good because a lot of hateful things were said through out the semester and many people cried.

Week 7A- Decisions, Decisions

My easiest decision ever was to tp Josh Lang’s house freshman year. At that time I did not have very mush tping experience so I was up for the challenge. Our gang consisted of myself, Jordan and Josh Thompson, Ethan Humberd, Kyle Durflinger, Garrett Wall, and Zach Zindel. We were pushing 350 rolls of toilet paper. We had it in every tree and spread it all over the ground so it looked like it snowed. My hardest decision was to accept Briley McVey’s apology for doing a wrong to my vehicle. Even though he played no part in the action, he was still at fault. See the story is that I saw Garrett get out of Briley’s truck, but he didn’t see me till he got a good 60 feet into my yard. We will see what happens next haha.

I would definitely have to go with Daisy Duke from Dukes of Hazzard. She was my child hood lover. I would watch Dukes of Hazzard when ever it was on. I knew all the characters, but Daisy was my favorite. Now when they came out with the new movie of Dukes of Hazzard, my love for Daisy rekindled because I love Jessica Simpson. Daisy Duke is a bodacious babe and a perfect ten. So she must be from Tennessee. My second one must be lola from space jam and looney toons. Don’t listen to Jordan when he says that was his crush because he stole it from me. Lola is the hottest bunny ever, she even had pink fur that made her more hot.

Week 5A-Welcome to My World

If I were an English 3 teacher it would be the coolest class ever. I think the first thing that I would throw out the window is 1984. I think we have read probably almost half the book and I am already bored. Well reading it isn’t that bad, it’s the study guide. I am not reading the book to enjoy it. I’m reading it to answer the questions. I enjoy doing the speeches so I would assign the classes to do more. And yes, they would be fun. I also wish that we wouldn’t have as much homework. This would be the greatest class ever.

Week 4A-Food and Me

I would have to say what ever food I love would probably be made by the wonderful hands of Jane Thompson. She is a great cook and everything she makes is a truly awesome treat. Steak and shake ranks up there really high. The Frisco melt and triple cheeseburgers are to die for. Also my mom makes some mean Mexican food. Like her enchiladas and tacos I love. See she doesn’t even like biscuits and gravy, but when she makes it, its like Christmas morning. So the two best cooks in the whole entire world are Jane Thompson and my mom. I think third is steak and shake.

Week 3A-Travel Plans

If I had to choose 5 cities in the United States, oh my gosh they would be great ones. One would have to be Myrtle Beach, North Carolina. I went there when I was a little kid and what I can remember, it was great. Then I would go to Los Angeles and try surfing. I always wanted to do that then. Then since I am on the west side, I would travel to Honolulu, Hawaii and find a summer. It would probably end up being Jane Thompson because it usually is. I would also go to Anchorage, Alaska and participate in the Iditarod. So I could become a top competitor. I want to go to Nashville, Tennessee. I have driven through there many times on my way to Florida. It is an awesome city at night. I would go to the CMA awards.

Week 2A- I Wanna Grow Old With You

Since it has to be fictional I guess I can’t pick Dani, the most bodacious babe of English 3 haha. I would have to pick Wonder Woman. Just think of all the amazing qualities of Wonder Woman. I know for a fact that her invisible jet is sweet. She will still be flying it in her old age. Her looks would stay with her and she will be a perfect ten. Her rope skills are still perfect and use them to fight crime after she sneaks out of the senior center. Wonder Woman still has her charm and I don’t care how old she is I would be attracted to her.