Week 8A- The Briggsy Award

The most interesting part of this class is hard to put my finger on. This class was definitely my favorite English class of my high school career so far. The most interesting part of class was probably the speeches. But only the cool ones like the how to speech. The boring and most useless part of this class had to be the persuasive essay. 1500 words are way too much for young people. I probably laughed the hardest when Brigham did his tickle me elmo impersonation. Writing an essay was probably the most important or the outline because even though I don’t like to, I will be doing papers a lot in college. The best thing about brigs as a teacher would have to be that he makes class fun and interesting. He makes the boring subjects fun. For future classes I would definitely have to say no persuasive essay. That paper was a hassle and I disliked it very much. Also putting myself and Mr. Jordan Thompson together in this class together was probably not good because a lot of hateful things were said through out the semester and many people cried.

Week 7A- Decisions, Decisions

My easiest decision ever was to tp Josh Lang’s house freshman year. At that time I did not have very mush tping experience so I was up for the challenge. Our gang consisted of myself, Jordan and Josh Thompson, Ethan Humberd, Kyle Durflinger, Garrett Wall, and Zach Zindel. We were pushing 350 rolls of toilet paper. We had it in every tree and spread it all over the ground so it looked like it snowed. My hardest decision was to accept Briley McVey’s apology for doing a wrong to my vehicle. Even though he played no part in the action, he was still at fault. See the story is that I saw Garrett get out of Briley’s truck, but he didn’t see me till he got a good 60 feet into my yard. We will see what happens next haha.

I would definitely have to go with Daisy Duke from Dukes of Hazzard. She was my child hood lover. I would watch Dukes of Hazzard when ever it was on. I knew all the characters, but Daisy was my favorite. Now when they came out with the new movie of Dukes of Hazzard, my love for Daisy rekindled because I love Jessica Simpson. Daisy Duke is a bodacious babe and a perfect ten. So she must be from Tennessee. My second one must be lola from space jam and looney toons. Don’t listen to Jordan when he says that was his crush because he stole it from me. Lola is the hottest bunny ever, she even had pink fur that made her more hot.

Week 5A-Welcome to My World

If I were an English 3 teacher it would be the coolest class ever. I think the first thing that I would throw out the window is 1984. I think we have read probably almost half the book and I am already bored. Well reading it isn’t that bad, it’s the study guide. I am not reading the book to enjoy it. I’m reading it to answer the questions. I enjoy doing the speeches so I would assign the classes to do more. And yes, they would be fun. I also wish that we wouldn’t have as much homework. This would be the greatest class ever.

Week 4A-Food and Me

I would have to say what ever food I love would probably be made by the wonderful hands of Jane Thompson. She is a great cook and everything she makes is a truly awesome treat. Steak and shake ranks up there really high. The Frisco melt and triple cheeseburgers are to die for. Also my mom makes some mean Mexican food. Like her enchiladas and tacos I love. See she doesn’t even like biscuits and gravy, but when she makes it, its like Christmas morning. So the two best cooks in the whole entire world are Jane Thompson and my mom. I think third is steak and shake.

Week 3A-Travel Plans

If I had to choose 5 cities in the United States, oh my gosh they would be great ones. One would have to be Myrtle Beach, North Carolina. I went there when I was a little kid and what I can remember, it was great. Then I would go to Los Angeles and try surfing. I always wanted to do that then. Then since I am on the west side, I would travel to Honolulu, Hawaii and find a summer. It would probably end up being Jane Thompson because it usually is. I would also go to Anchorage, Alaska and participate in the Iditarod. So I could become a top competitor. I want to go to Nashville, Tennessee. I have driven through there many times on my way to Florida. It is an awesome city at night. I would go to the CMA awards.

Week 2A- I Wanna Grow Old With You

Since it has to be fictional I guess I can’t pick Dani, the most bodacious babe of English 3 haha. I would have to pick Wonder Woman. Just think of all the amazing qualities of Wonder Woman. I know for a fact that her invisible jet is sweet. She will still be flying it in her old age. Her looks would stay with her and she will be a perfect ten. Her rope skills are still perfect and use them to fight crime after she sneaks out of the senior center. Wonder Woman still has her charm and I don’t care how old she is I would be attracted to her.

Week 1A-Celebrity President

So I think my dream president might have to be a girl, and there is only one reason for that. So I can try and get with her. I think you all know who this special lady is and it is Carrie Underwood. She would be the greatest female president on the face of this earth. I believe that she would make the planet greener. Unfortunately this perfect ten is a vegetarian, so I would get all the meat products that are shipped into the white house. She would do the best she can to make the U.S.A. healthier than it is today. Carrie Underwood would be such a great president they would take away the 2 term limit. O yeah and Jordan would play an important role. He would be doing our dry cleaning.

Week 8- Explaining Science.....Sort of....

Why is the sun hot? Many think it’s because it’s a big ball of fire. Well duhhh. Why is it fiery? I don’t think anyone. Does Dani know, heck no. I know why the sun is hot and fiery. It’s because a humongous bodacious babe went to the sun when it was down and gloomy and not giving anybody sun. This girl is so hot that she lit the sun on fire. This girl was had to of been from Tennessee. So from now on the sun is just one big ball of fire. Oh and by the way I married this girl, and Jordan Thompson never had a chance.

Week 7-Supernatural Love

I would fall in love with a witch. She would be a bodacious babe. She would not be green and fly me over the city on her broom stick on occasions. O yeah, she knows how to work the pole if you know what I mean. She would be my slave at all times. I would tell her what to do and bam the wave of her wand would do what I say. Even though I wouldn’t treat her very well, we have a loving relationship. I’m sure all the guys would be jealous because she is a perfect ten on some solid Brazilian oak. Oh and by the way her name is Dani, The witch of the west.

Week 6-Wishes

If I had three wishes I wouldn’t waste on stupid things like Dustin did. I would wish that Dustin would lose his legs in a under water basket weaving championship tournament. The salt was too high for Dustin’s las piernas. There is some Spanish for you. I wish that I had the ability to stop time. I believe that is one of the best super powers. Just think of some of the hood rat things you could do with that power. I would make Jordan Thompson’s life miserable. My last wish I would wish for unlimited money, and then I would buy the school and make it a mini donkey ranch. Each pin would be a classroom. Some would be free ranging and about two years after I start the organization I will sell the school to the circus since it will smell so bad.

Week 1- Almost Famous

If I were famous I would be the world’s best/ fastest underwater basket weaver. I will be ranked number 1 since the day I started the tour. My rival Jordan Thompson will be ranked number 2. Number 2 is a pretty good ranking but not as good as one. Hahahah. He will be jealous of this ridiculous skill. My quick hands and breathing abilities, I might as well be a fish with basket weaving skills. I will have millions and have my bus driver which is Dani Williams. She is bald with a cigar in her mouth. Her nickname is Mortiqui, but she is still a good bus driver.

Blog 5- Hating the Media

I don’t like Katie Couric. She was on Good Morning America and she ticked me off so much. Always so perky and peppy I just want to show her who is boss. I know for a fact behind the scenes she is not that way. She is probably a jerk to everyone. Now TMZ that is a good media business. They really know how to entertain people. Also Dr. Phil is one I don’t like. He thinks he knows how to solve everyone’s problems. Guess what Dr. Phil, you can’t!! I think people just need to suck it up and deal with their troubles.

Week 4-Beauty

The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen is a woman. Her name is Jane Thompson. Back in the day she was my world. She cleaned my cuts, she kissed my booboos. She is a bodacious babe. Yes this rose is Jordan’s mom, but that has nothing to do with it. Yet if it weren’t for him I would not have met this fine wine. If Jane Thompson was on a scale from one to ten she would rank a million times infinity. My dream in life is to be with Jane Thompson. I don’t know how this will happen, but I could think of some ways. Maybe send Tom Thompson to a one way hunting trip to Antarctica.

Week 3-Dear Me

Dear President Johnson/ Rockstar,

In ten years I hope you are the president of the United States. Also in the year 2009, your rock band and you are going to be on tour. Jordan Thompson is the band manager and washes the sweat towels. Though he was a childhood friend he messed up in vegas gambling on the Chicago Bulls and you had to bail him out. The rest of the band is in the tour bus while you are on your private jet. You just got back hunting polar bears in Antarctica. You drive a jacked up smart car and own the state of Alaska. I hope you have many four wheelers that are faster than Jordan’s. Garrett Wall is your maid in a white feathery dress and a feather dust hat with a big Copenhagen dip in with a big peace pipe. Dustin cleans my rims with a tooth brush. Dani Williams wishes she had this but she never had a chance.

WEEK 2-Getting Hitched

I cant really imagine my grandparents wedding. It could of been fancy I guess. These days they are living the high life but back in the day grandpa was in the navy and lived on the navy's wages. Heck it could of been a shotgun wedding with my grandma pregnant with my aunt Suean. I can picture my great grandpa Ralph Porter holding his Remington double barrel 12 gauge. The church could of been nice with fancy chandeliers and such. Now my grandparents know about everyone on the planet so I'm sure many friends and family were there to see it happen. People were wearing trench coats and top hats.