Week 7-Supernatural Love

I would fall in love with a witch. She would be a bodacious babe. She would not be green and fly me over the city on her broom stick on occasions. O yeah, she knows how to work the pole if you know what I mean. She would be my slave at all times. I would tell her what to do and bam the wave of her wand would do what I say. Even though I wouldn’t treat her very well, we have a loving relationship. I’m sure all the guys would be jealous because she is a perfect ten on some solid Brazilian oak. Oh and by the way her name is Dani, The witch of the west.

Week 6-Wishes

If I had three wishes I wouldn’t waste on stupid things like Dustin did. I would wish that Dustin would lose his legs in a under water basket weaving championship tournament. The salt was too high for Dustin’s las piernas. There is some Spanish for you. I wish that I had the ability to stop time. I believe that is one of the best super powers. Just think of some of the hood rat things you could do with that power. I would make Jordan Thompson’s life miserable. My last wish I would wish for unlimited money, and then I would buy the school and make it a mini donkey ranch. Each pin would be a classroom. Some would be free ranging and about two years after I start the organization I will sell the school to the circus since it will smell so bad.

Week 1- Almost Famous

If I were famous I would be the world’s best/ fastest underwater basket weaver. I will be ranked number 1 since the day I started the tour. My rival Jordan Thompson will be ranked number 2. Number 2 is a pretty good ranking but not as good as one. Hahahah. He will be jealous of this ridiculous skill. My quick hands and breathing abilities, I might as well be a fish with basket weaving skills. I will have millions and have my bus driver which is Dani Williams. She is bald with a cigar in her mouth. Her nickname is Mortiqui, but she is still a good bus driver.

Blog 5- Hating the Media

I don’t like Katie Couric. She was on Good Morning America and she ticked me off so much. Always so perky and peppy I just want to show her who is boss. I know for a fact behind the scenes she is not that way. She is probably a jerk to everyone. Now TMZ that is a good media business. They really know how to entertain people. Also Dr. Phil is one I don’t like. He thinks he knows how to solve everyone’s problems. Guess what Dr. Phil, you can’t!! I think people just need to suck it up and deal with their troubles.

Week 4-Beauty

The most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen is a woman. Her name is Jane Thompson. Back in the day she was my world. She cleaned my cuts, she kissed my booboos. She is a bodacious babe. Yes this rose is Jordan’s mom, but that has nothing to do with it. Yet if it weren’t for him I would not have met this fine wine. If Jane Thompson was on a scale from one to ten she would rank a million times infinity. My dream in life is to be with Jane Thompson. I don’t know how this will happen, but I could think of some ways. Maybe send Tom Thompson to a one way hunting trip to Antarctica.